I asked our customer service reps for their favorite excuses (these are real!) for failing a drug test. Here are some of their favorites:
#5) “My mom gave me Chinese Herbal Medicine.”
#4) “I was on vacation on Amsterdam.”
#3) “The house next door to me used to be a meth lab.”
#2) “My kidneys are not filtering properly.”
and my personal favorite…
#1) “I had an “everything” bagel yesterday.”